October 2009
17 posts
Today I wish I were in Cookeville.
“There’s nothing odd about them; I have another pair just like them at...”
– Me, regarding my mismatched socks
“If I don’t have gigabit ethernet on my laptop, what good am I?”
– The Jew
Lunchtime Date
Tomorrow, I’ve got a date at lunchtime with my friend LeNelle. We’re headed to the tattoo place to get Kurt Vonnegut’s asshole on my arm.
I’ve always liked Vonnegut’s stuff. He’s the writer I’d aspire to be if I could stand being curmudgeonly all the time and smoking Pall Mall cigarettes (“a classy way to commit suicide”).
Two forces are at...
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From the folder labeled "Stupid"
My neighbors kept bugging me, so I finally put my trust in Jésus. It happened like this:
I looked out the window into the distorted, 100 degree heat and saw him in my neighbor’s yard, cutting hedges. He looked competent enough, and certainly appeared to be working diligently. He turned and faced my house, wiping sweat from his forehead with the back of his glove. His name tag said:...
Time heals all wounds. Lunch-time, doubly so.
Why, hello! I didn’t know you were watching. I’ll try hard to do better.
About Brad's New Computer
Me: I can count in my head the number of screws it takes to take that computer apart.
Brad: I want to video you doing that.
Me: Counting in my head? It's not very exciting.
“This is the beginning of the end of Leg of Lamb.”
– C. Dyer
I speak in isogram.